You would fall forever. Neptune has no ground, just a deep blue sky that thickens into a hot ocean of water, ammonia and methane.
Near the cloud tops, winds blow at about 2,000 km/h, the fastest of any planet. Below, it gets dark, then hotter than lava.
Thousands of kilometres down, carbon may be squeezed into diamonds that sink like hail. At the centre is a rocky core about as heavy as the whole Earth.
Can you stand on Neptune?
No. Neptune has no solid surface. What scientists call its "icy" layer is actually a hot, dense fluid kept from boiling away only by the crushing pressure.
Why is Neptune so windy?
Neptune still holds heat from when it formed, and gives off more than twice the warmth it gets from the Sun. That hidden heat drives winds of about 2,000 km/h.
Does it rain diamonds on Neptune?
It may. Lab experiments in 2017 squeezed plastic with lasers and made tiny diamonds, suggesting the pressure inside Neptune can turn carbon from methane into diamond hail.
Has a spacecraft ever visited Neptune?
Only Voyager 2, which skimmed 4,800 km above Neptune's north pole on 25 August 1989 after twelve years in space.